Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!

Yes, you heard right. ‘Nuff said.

These Disney princesses go head to head with their crew in one epic rap battle. In the face-off between Elsa from Frozen (2013) and Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1973), they each lay down some serious rhymes on their quest to find out which one is the fairest of them all. In their “crews” we’ve got what looks like we’ve got Cinderella and Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) on Snow’s team and newer princesses, Merida (Tangled) and Tiana (The Princess and the Frog) on Elsa’s.

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Just from a the first two rhymes, you can see who the clear winner is. Between the original Disney Princess and the newer, feistier, and more independant princess, you can guess which one will take the “crown”. How it ends is just the “icing” on the cake – pun definitely intended.

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It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth
I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame
I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss

Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks
And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp
You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.
That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice
I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling
At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling
You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start
But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it 
As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
I talk to animals and it always impresses
You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game
Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent
You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent
You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf’ing queen

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